This Just In: Child Abuser on the Run


Breaking news out of Newberry Springs, CA:

As of 4 PM, police are still seeking yet another father suspected of child abuse; the unidentified suspect is currently fleeing from authorities. He was last seen on I-15 heading toward Barstow in a white Ford Bronco. The son, however, has yet to be formally identified, but early reports indicate that this morning, some men on retreat found the son alone, starving in the desert. Investigators say that the 33 year old hadn’t eaten anything for 40 days.

Stay with newscasters here at SeeingClearly for more information on this story.

**This post is a satirical parody only**

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  1. #1 by Samuel Laurence Guzman on December 1, 2007 - 7:32 pm

    haha…you had me going there for a second.

  2. #2 by Verity on December 6, 2007 - 7:10 pm

    I was like “what??? Is this close to me? Should I be worried?” and then I remembered “mmm-hmmm cosmic child abuse” Nice.

  3. #3 by Texas Ron Linebarger on December 7, 2007 - 4:22 am

    Very Good!

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